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" I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. "
Kinky Friedman
Head
You
Place
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" We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. "
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Ballot
Get
Had
" Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. "
Kinky Friedman
Independents
Yes
Heart
" A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. "
Kinky Friedman
Life
Preparation
Childhood
" I see an issue I like, and I support it. "
Kinky Friedman
Issue
I See
Support
" I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. "
Kinky Friedman
Who
Try
People
" Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. "
Kinky Friedman
Because
Test
Students
" I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. "
Kinky Friedman
Right
Now
Prayer
" The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' "
Kinky Friedman
God
Thank God
Thank
" I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. "
Kinky Friedman
Love
Money
Said
" If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. "
Kinky Friedman
You
Texan
Time
" I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. "
Kinky Friedman
Childhood
Life
Happy
" I'll sign anything except bad legislation. "
Kinky Friedman
Legislation
Bad
Except
" We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. "
Kinky Friedman
First
Race
Winning
" How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? "
Kinky Friedman
You
Texas
Believe
" I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. "
Kinky Friedman
Young
Women
Too
" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "
Kinky Friedman
Gay
Support
Rest
" I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. "
Kinky Friedman
Here
Truth
Colors
" If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. "
Kinky Friedman
Bus
Never
Leave
" Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. "
Kinky Friedman
You
Love
Him
" The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. "
Kinky Friedman
Teachers
Getting
Screwed
" I don't apologize to people with an agenda. "
Kinky Friedman
Agenda
Apologize
People
" May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. "
Kinky Friedman
Respect
Me
You
" When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. "
Kinky Friedman
Be The First
Telephone
Number
" Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. "
Kinky Friedman
More
You
Politics
" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "
Kinky Friedman
Listen
People
Days
" I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. "
Kinky Friedman
Drinking
Swallow
Admit
" And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. "
Kinky Friedman
Better
Run
Musicians
" Young people are the key to this election. "
Kinky Friedman
People
Key
Election
" You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. "
Kinky Friedman
Demons
Your
Conquer
" No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. "
Kinky Friedman
Life
My Life
Nothing