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" I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. "
Kinky Friedman
Want
Texas
Roads
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" I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. "
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Childhood
Life
Happy
" We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. "
Kinky Friedman
Got
Prisons
Politicians
" The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' "
Kinky Friedman
God
Thank God
Thank
" If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. "
Kinky Friedman
Bus
Never
Leave
" I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. "
Kinky Friedman
Far
Even
Become
" I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! "
Kinky Friedman
Oklahoma
Keep
Us
" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "
Kinky Friedman
Listen
People
Days
" Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. "
Kinky Friedman
Because
Test
Students
" I don't apologize to people with an agenda. "
Kinky Friedman
Agenda
Apologize
People
" I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. "
Kinky Friedman
Drinking
Swallow
Admit
" Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. "
Kinky Friedman
You
Love
Him
" When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. "
Kinky Friedman
Be The First
Telephone
Number
" Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. "
Kinky Friedman
Better
Done
Work
" Young people are the key to this election. "
Kinky Friedman
People
Key
Election
" No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. "
Kinky Friedman
Life
My Life
Nothing
" Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "
Kinky Friedman
Holder
Beer
Eye
" How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? "
Kinky Friedman
You
Texas
Believe
" The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. "
Kinky Friedman
Demand
Thing
Recount
" I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. "
Kinky Friedman
Right
Now
Prayer
" William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. "
Kinky Friedman
William
Saint
Patron
" I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. "
Kinky Friedman
Love
Money
Said
" I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. "
Kinky Friedman
Who
Try
People
" We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. "
Kinky Friedman
First
Race
Winning
" The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. "
Kinky Friedman
Teachers
Getting
Screwed
" I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. "
Kinky Friedman
Admit
Did
Swallow
" I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. "
Kinky Friedman
Here
Truth
Colors
" A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. "
Kinky Friedman
Life
Preparation
Childhood
" May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. "
Kinky Friedman
Respect
Me
You
" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "
Kinky Friedman
Gay
Support
Rest
" You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. "
Kinky Friedman
Demons
Your
Conquer