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" I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. "
Kinky Friedman
Here
Truth
Colors
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" May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. "
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" I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. "
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" A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. "
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" Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. "
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" I see an issue I like, and I support it. "
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" No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. "
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" William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. "
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" Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "
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" The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. "
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" The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' "
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" The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. "
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Getting
Screwed
" You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. "
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" If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. "
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" I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. "
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" I'll sign anything except bad legislation. "
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" I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. "
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Women
Too
" I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. "
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Swallow
Admit
" I don't apologize to people with an agenda. "
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Apologize
People
" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "
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Listen
People
Days
" I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. "
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Head
You
Place
" When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. "
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Telephone
Number
" Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. "
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" We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. "
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Prisons
Politicians
" I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. "
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Try
People
" Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. "
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Done
Work
" I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. "
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Want
Texas
Roads
" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "
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Gay
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Rest
" We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. "
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