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" The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. "

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" May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. "

" We were a country band with a social conscience. "

" We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. "

" I see an issue I like, and I support it. "

" No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. "

" I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! "

" I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. "

" I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. "

" I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. "

" I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. "

" I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. "

" The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. "

" When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. "

" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "

" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "

" You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. "

" I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. "

" I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. "

" Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "

" We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. "

" And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. "

" I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. "

" William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. "

" A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. "

" The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. "

" How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? "

" I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. "

" The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. "

" I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. "