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" Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. "
Mark Twain
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" Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. "
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" What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. "
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" My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. "
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" There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. "
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" Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. "
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" Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. "
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" When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. "
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" Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. "
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" But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? "
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" Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. "
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" A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. "
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" Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. "
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" Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. "
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" Better a broken promise than none at all. "
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" Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. "
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" To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. "
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