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" Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. "

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" All right, then, I'll go to hell. "

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" All generalizations are false, including this one. "

Generalizations

" Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. "

" Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. "

" It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. "

" The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. "

" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. "

" The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. "

" A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. "

" To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. "

" God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. "

" Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. "

" Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. "

" Buy land, they're not making it anymore. "

" All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. "

" Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. "

" If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. "

" Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. "

" It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. "

" I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. "

" It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. "

" I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. "

" Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. "

" Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. "

" Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. "

" I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time. "

" Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. "

" The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word. "

" Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. "