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" But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. "

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" Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. "

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" Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. "

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" The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. "

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