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" Young people are the key to this election. "
Kinky Friedman
People
Key
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" When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. "
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" We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. "
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" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "
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" Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. "
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" We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. "
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Winning
" I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. "
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Colors
" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "
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Social
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