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" I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things. "
Mo Rocca
Things
Useless
Few
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" Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive. "
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Done
Bed
Mind
" I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira. "
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Behind
Mean
Appreciate
" If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press. "
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Hate
Right
Agree
" I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups. "
Mo Rocca
Target
Think
You
" No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show. "
Mo Rocca
Never
Show
Rest
" I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs. "
Mo Rocca
Send
Everything
Everyone
" I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable. "
Mo Rocca
Know
Still
How
" I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar. "
Mo Rocca
Study
Tired
Way
" I bruise like a grape. "
Mo Rocca
Grape
Bruise
Like
" A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something. "
Mo Rocca
Dinosaur
Bold
Cave
" Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday. "
Mo Rocca
Embracing
Show
Today
" I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. "
Mo Rocca
Coffee
Luxury
Feeling
" It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world. "
Mo Rocca
Want
Watch
World
" When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. "
Mo Rocca
Dying
War
People
" It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. "
Mo Rocca
Sensitive
Jokes
Conflict
" Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore? "
Mo Rocca
Media
Matter
Television
" Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out. "
Mo Rocca
Comedy
Never
People
" Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy. "
Mo Rocca
Great
Comedy
Hypocrisy
" I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways. "
Mo Rocca
Me
Hair
Feet
" Homemade sweaters are always itchy. "
Mo Rocca
Itchy
Homemade
Always
" My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day. "
Mo Rocca
Year
Team
One Day
" I am a kamikaze gadfly. "
Mo Rocca
I Am
Am
" One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. "
Mo Rocca
Tree
Go
Father
" If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her. "
Mo Rocca
Help
Back
Her
" Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously. "
Mo Rocca
Back
Who
Socks
" I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around. "
Mo Rocca
Book
Coffee
Table
" Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now. "
Mo Rocca
Now
Morning
Love
" It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. "
Mo Rocca
Man
Big
Because
" I hate homemade sweaters. "
Mo Rocca
Hate
Sweaters
Homemade
" Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic. "
Mo Rocca
Right
Words
Vote