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" I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat. "
Harold Wilson
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" If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. "
Maya Angelou
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You
" I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. "
Edith Sitwell
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" If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar. "
Harold Wilson
Food
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" It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer. "
Kevin Systrom
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Before
" You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm. "
Guillermo del Toro
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" Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. "
Norm MacDonald
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You
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" I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends. "
Steven Wright
Mirror
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Think
" What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize. "
F. Sionil Jose
Realize
Write
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" If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. "
Robin Williams
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Just
" I'm good at being funny. "
Tom Stoppard
Being
Good
Being Funny
" Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. "
John Krasinski
Funny
Down
Time
" Some call-in moderators are neutral and courteous. Then there's Rush Limbaugh, who is funny and pompous and a scapegoater and hatemonger. His popularity could cause you to draw some terrible conclusions about the state of mind of the American people. It helps to remember that Bill Cosby is popular, too. "
Donella Meadows
People
Mind
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" I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. "
Robin Williams
Funny
Agree
Right
" I love the funny and sweet moments I have with my cats, Jake and Frank, so I'm honored to be celebrating these moments at the Catdance Film Festival. "
Hannah Simone
" Justice Scalia and I served together on the D.C. Circuit. So his votes are not surprising to me. What I like about him is that he's very funny and very smart. "
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Smart
Together
Funny
" We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. "
Milton Berle
Television
Funny
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" I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. "
Rachel McAdams
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Art
Quality
" I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits. "
Donald Glover
Everything
Think
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" I grew up in a funny way. "
Gordon Ramsay
Way
Up
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" You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. "
Steve Irwin
Touch
You
Snake
" She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. "
J. B. Priestley
Many
Handsome
Funny
" It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up. "
John Mulaney
Growing Up
Funny
Day
" If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. "
William Feather
Kind
People
Like
" One man is as good as another until he has written a book. "
Benjamin Jowett
Man
He
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" Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' "
Ron Funches
Funny
Me
Nice
" I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is classic. It's funny that I still like those films because I remember my mom would tease me about getting a pet Critter to keep under my bed. "
Brooke Nevin
Pet
Bed
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" We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. "
Daniel Dennett
Jokes
Funny
Cute
" Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. "
Tim Allen
Positive
Funny
Good
" Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. "
Joan Rivers
Life Is Hard
Funny
Tough