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" I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. "

Psy

Funny

Good

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Coffee

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" That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. "

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Someone

Handsome

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Wine

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Son

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Little Girls

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Hell

Heaven

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Concerts

Goal