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" I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. "
Bob Hope
Washington
Love
Money
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" It's a funny thing: my name in Arabic means hope, so I suppose I have to live by that principle. Hope is desire, feeling, and investing in a projection of something that doesn't yet exist. At its best, you witness its alchemy in your life, turning something that was once in the mind into reality. At its worst, it's delusion. "
Aml Ameen
Funny
Hope
Life
" By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. "
Richard Dawkins
Out
Funny
Drop
" Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? "
Robin Williams
Call
Funny
Moves
" The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. "
Jimmy Fallon
Tell
Driver
Funny
" There's nothing I dislike more than being in a photo shoot where they say, 'Be yourself.' That's not why I became an actress. That's what I find so funny: that you become an actor, and all of a sudden, everyone wants to know about you. But I didn't become an actor so I could show you me. "
Margot Robbie
Me
Know
Be Yourself
" I'm not saying that I'm on some crusade to change people's minds. I'm just doing what I do. I'm a comedian, I'm trying to be funny... I think when they see a comedy show with an Iranian and an Egyptian and two Palestinians, I think they go, 'Oh wow, these guys are just like us.' "
Maz Jobrani
Funny
Change
Think
" I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once. "
Jon Pardi
Funny
Yourself
You
" Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. "
Bill Vaughan
Happiness
Study
Research
" Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups. "
Cathy Guisewite
Love
Guilt
Funny
" Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names. "
Shigeru Miyamoto
Funny
People
Names
" You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm. "
Guillermo del Toro
Find
Funny
People
" If you believe, as I do believe, in reincarnation, they say that every time you come back, it's because you have to finish something. I've a funny feeling that my thing in this life is to have one relationship after another. "
Marie Helvin
Believe
Relationship
Time
" I look out at the stadiums full of people and see them all knowing the words to songs I wrote. And curling their hair! I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. And wonderful. "
Taylor Swift
Remember
Hair
People
" I am the shortest and least funny person in my family. "
Heather Donahue
Least
Person
Am
" It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art. "
Grimes
Could
Funny
Down
" So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? "
Christina Aguilera
Film
Held
Funny
" If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh. "
Gene Wilder
Doctor
Time
She
" Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. "
Don Rickles
Funny
Things
People
" Its funny, because for females in general - not just in music, but the corporate ladder as well - anything we do has always been harder for us. When it comes to music, the industry wants you to conform, to look like this and to sound like this and do this or that. It makes it harder. It's harder for us to come out and be bosses and lead the pack. "
Missy Elliott
Funny
Look
Ladder
" It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. "
Thomas Sowell
Realize
Funny
Ignorance
" Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "
Robert Orben
People
Health
Funny
" If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. "
Joan Rivers
Us
God
Over
" I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. "
David Letterman
Talk
Sing
Dance
" It's really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching 'Daddy's Little Girls' literally in tears. "
Idris Elba
Funny
Little Girls
Me
" What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. "
Samuel Beckett
Man
You
Destiny
" I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. "
Richard Lewis
Funny
Back
Trying
" Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. "
P. G. Wodehouse
Why
Look
You
" I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? "
Tom Brady
Own
Smart
Great
" I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me. "
John Mulaney
Funny
Always
Someone
" Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book. "
Sid Fleischman
Book
Time
Funny