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" Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks. "

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" I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school. "

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" I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. "

" Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. "

" I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it! "

" Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. "

" It's so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it's this monster that consumes so many millennial lives. "

" We are all born mad. Some remain so. "

" As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats. "

Larry the Cable Guy

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" We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. "

" Do all you can to make your dreams come true. "

" I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. "

" When I used to play sports, I'd be the one cheering the team on, 'Come on, we can beat these guys!' That's just in me. "

Joel Osteen

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" The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. "

" The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. "

" It's funny: When I first heard they were thinking of me for the president in 'Independence Day,' I just assumed it was a comedy - I didn't exactly think of myself as leader-of-the-free-world material. "

" If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. "

" It seems like when I was growing up there was more compromise, wanting to work with each other, and I think all of them - all of the lawmakers - have hearts to do what's right, and they all are passionate about it. "

" Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. "

" I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. "

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" One picture is worth 1,000 denials. "

" I definitely started to perform a little bit in middle school, but not the typical musical/play route. I think that I am funny, but it was more of a social thing, where that was my part in my circle of friends. "

" Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. "

" I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. "

" A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. "

" There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity. "

" I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? "

" I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. "

" I think God's justice is making wrongs right. "

" I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. "