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" I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? "
Andy Warhol
Think
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You
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" I can really stir up a conversation. Every time I go to a meeting or a casting, I try to make it as light and funny as I can. I'm always making really awkward jokes. You have to make life fun and not take it too seriously. I may look like I'm very serious and into my work, but if you knew me, I'm just a jokester. "
Charlotte McKinney
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" I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield. "
Derek Jeter
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" I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. "
Julie Brown
Tragedy
You
Face
" Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. "
Hedy Lamarr
Look
Girl
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" I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it! "
Izabel Goulart
Flying
Work
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" The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. "
Joe E. Lewis
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Taxes
Way
" Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "
Robert Orben
People
Health
Funny
" The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. "
Phyllis Diller
Time
Funny
Only
" It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, 'I'll be good with a teenage daughter!' "
Rob Thomas
Good
Girl
Teacher
" Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. "
Maya Angelou
Story
Person
Funny
" I never said most of the things I said. "
Yogi Berra
Said
Most
Things
" All men are equal before fish. "
Herbert Hoover
Funny
Men
Fish
" Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. "
Gloria Steinem
Women
Funny
Good
" I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. "
Peter Sellers
Example
Working
Only
" If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. "
Billy Wilder
Going
Funny
You
" If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. "
O. Henry
Funny
Alone
Never
" I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Know
You
Think
" I own and operate a ferocious ego. "
Bill Moyers
Funny
Ferocious
Ego
" Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. "
Robert Benchley
Drawing
Funny
Nothing
" One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. "
Franklin P. Jones
Funny
You
Yourself
" Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. "
Joe Rogan
Funny
Brilliant
Guy
" A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. "
George Bernard Shaw
Government
Funny
Support
" I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.' "
Andy Warhol
My Own
Name
Own
" Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. "
Laurence J. Peter
Correct
Three
Man
" Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. "
Don Marquis
Sometimes
Cloud
Funny
" The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes. "
William Feather
Reward
Thrift
Funny
" If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. "
Theodore Roosevelt
Trouble
Funny
Month
" It's funny, because what happens to me when I read a script, when something grabs hold of me, I start getting these flashes of people or places or things or images. "
Johnny Depp
Things
Places
Me
" I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks. "
Andy Warhol
Really
Something
Things
" I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from 'Funny Girl,' 'Oh my man, I love him so, he'll never know...' it hit me. "
Ross Mathews
Day
Song
Love