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" My life could have been so grim... really, really grim. "

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" You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend. "

" Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!' "

" I think the word is adult! "

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" I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness. "

" I am very quick to judge. "

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" The BBC is a victim of its own independence. "

" Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?' "

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" I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste. "

" Tolerance is forced on people in London. "

" I don't think anyone wants to be gay. "

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" I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very character-building, but I think it could have been built in a shorter time. "

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" My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. "

" Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks. "

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" My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. "

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" My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. "

" The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. "