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" Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV. "

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" Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch. "

" The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you. "

" The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. "

" I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste. "

" All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth. "

" My life could have been so grim... really, really grim. "

" An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot. "

" All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with. "

" It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. "

" I am very quick to judge. "

" It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot. "

" I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do. "

" Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?' "

" I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. "

" I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything. "

" Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks. "

" I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case. "

" I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very character-building, but I think it could have been built in a shorter time. "

" The BBC is a victim of its own independence. "

" A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them. "

" All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly. "

" I loved Lucille Ball growing up. "

" I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness. "

" If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. "

" Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No! "

" The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you are against us.' "

" Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. "

" I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.' "

" I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. "