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" Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks. "

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" Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'. "

" Tolerance is forced on people in London. "

" My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. "

" It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it? "

" All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly. "

" Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do. "

" I am very quick to judge. "

" If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. "

" The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you. "

" Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV. "

" It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. "

" You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people. "

" All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth. "

" I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. "

" Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No! "

" I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything. "

" The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. "

" I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness. "

" I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. "

" My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. "

" A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them. "

" I am really bad at actually interviewing people. "

" I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes. "

" In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms of content, I would probably say we're getting away with more here than we could get away with in Britain. And that surprised us so much! "

" I think the word is adult! "

" I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy. "

" I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long. "

" I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.' "

" My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. "

" Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!' "