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" My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them. "

Dolly Parton

Growing Up

Growing

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" Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. "

" I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. "

" The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. "

" I think everyone should be with who they love. "

" I am built funny. Picture Mark Twain's head on Ichabod Crane's body. Now hold your mental picture to the light and crumple it. "

" I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, it's funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path. "

" I am not gay, but if I were, I would be the first one running out of the closet. "

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" You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. "

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" When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. "

" I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note, when you play B naturals, make the B naturals a half step lower because they sound funny if they're B naturals.' And some guy said: 'Idiot, just put a flat on the third line and it's a key signature, you know?' "

" I write for myself things that I've gone through. "

" Never put a sock in a toaster. "

" I try to see the good in everybody, and I don't care who people are as long as they're themselves, whatever that is. "

" There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. "

" All you can do is really the prep work and make sure you're ready to hit each golf shot. Outside of that, you're not sure really what's going to happen. It's a funny game, but I think that's why I love it. You never know, one day to the next; you could go shoot 62, and the next day you're going to shoot 78, and you can't predict it. "

" I always loved that old song 'Banks of the Ohio' - it was always such a man's song, so I've always wanted to record it. "

" When you're eight years old nothing is your business. "

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" I love story songs because I've always loved books. "

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" I do believe that any successful business starts from the top and works its way down. "

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" I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. "