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" We were a country band with a social conscience. "
Kinky Friedman
Country
Were
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" And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. "
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" I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. "
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" If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. "
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" I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. "
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" I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. "
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" I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. "
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" I see an issue I like, and I support it. "
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" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "
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" We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. "
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Get
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" Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "
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" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "
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" Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. "
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Yes
Heart
" Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. "
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" Young people are the key to this election. "
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" May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. "
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Me
You
" I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. "
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Truth
Colors
" The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' "
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Thank God
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" Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. "
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" I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. "
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" I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. "
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You
Place
" I don't apologize to people with an agenda. "
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" A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. "
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Childhood
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