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" Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home? "

Pat Paulsen

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" I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good. "

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" Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.' "

" I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird. "

" Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it. "

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" I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show. "

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Money

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" Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up. "