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" I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat. "
Pat Paulsen
Republican
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" Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.' "
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" I've upped my standards. Now, up yours. "
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" Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk. "
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" Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.' "
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" Deep down, I happen to be very shallow. "
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" If elected, I will win. "
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" Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up. "
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" Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon. "
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" Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar. "
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" Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles. "
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" Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.' "
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" If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun. "
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