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" Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest. "

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" I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people. "

" We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound. "

" I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything. "

" I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into. "

" There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. "

" Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can. "

" I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have. "

" People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing. "

" Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually. "

" Politicians don't really bring up religion in England. "

" You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well. It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to talk about them. "

" It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to talk about them. "

" Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England, it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing. "

" People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor. "

" You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting. "

" Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury. "

" I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen. "

" There is so much cross-pollination between the U.S. and Britain in terms of comedians. British TV comedies work well in the U.S. American stand-ups make it big in Britain. "

" You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job. "

" A Southern accent is not a club in my bag. "

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" I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy. "

" I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician. "

" Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect. "

" Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back. "

" I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life. "

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" I would never heckle someone. That's why I think I'm so interested in someone that would. "