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" Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. "
Eminem
Circle
Trust
Small
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" People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "
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" If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial. "
John Mulaney
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Worth
" Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. "
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Things
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" A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it. "
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" I love the attention but I don't like too much of it. "
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Love
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Like
" To me, the funniest American of the Twentieth Century is Richard Nixon because he had the most to hide, and he was so bad at hiding it. To me, that's what's really funny - people who think they're doing a great job of hiding stuff, and it just keeps leaking out. "
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" I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days. "
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" Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings. "
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" A funny thing about near-future stories: the future catches up to them. If the author is unlucky, the future catches up faster than the book can get out the door. "
Edward M. Lerner
Future
Stories
Up
" Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. "
Wilson Mizner
Talk
Done
Yourself
" I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. "
Bertrand Russell
Never
Because
Die
" I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. "
George Takei
Lot
Likes
Pictures
" It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. "
Thomas Sowell
Realize
Funny
Ignorance
" Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. "
Maya Angelou
Story
Person
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" Well, I'm working all the time to stay out of trouble! "
Eminem
Time
Well
Out
" Sometimes I feel like rap music is almost the key to stopping racism. "
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Racism
Sometimes
Rap
" You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. "
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Always
You
Man
" What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. "
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Crazy
Me
Matter
" Ultimately, who you choose to be in a relationship with and what you do in your bedroom is your business. "
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Who
Relationship
" To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. "
Dick Cavett
Misunderstanding
Me
Label
" My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him. "
Eminem
Even
Seen
Picture
" I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove. "
Jennifer Coolidge
Funny
Go
Good-Looking
" When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. "
Albert Einstein
Sit
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You
" I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. "
Issa Rae
Finding
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Someone
Send
Funny
" My hope is that we can spread the word: Wonder Woman is not some unapproachable goddess. She's funny, dangerous, intimidating, brilliant, and compassionate. In many ways, I think she's the most human superheroine there is. "
Gail Simone
Woman
Funny
Goddess
" I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school. "
J. Cole
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Serious
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" There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. "
Tim Heidecker
Nothing
Choices
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" It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. "
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Down
Fall
" I'm not saying that I'm on some crusade to change people's minds. I'm just doing what I do. I'm a comedian, I'm trying to be funny... I think when they see a comedy show with an Iranian and an Egyptian and two Palestinians, I think they go, 'Oh wow, these guys are just like us.' "
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Think