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" I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. "

Bertrand Russell

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" The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience. "

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