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" I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. "
Don Rickles
Actor
Wanted
Myself
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" I busted my bird for 60 years in the business, but my grandkids only know me as Mr. Potato Head. "
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" I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' "
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" An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings. "
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" I'm a New Yorker, originally. I was raised in Jackson Heights. I went to P.S. 148 and then Newtown High School. If World War II didn't come, I'd still be there in school. World War II saved me. "
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" Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. "
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" I can get an audience screaming in Las Vegas and say, 'Barbara, that was a great show,' and she'll say, 'Would you please hurry up? We have dinner reservations at 9:30.' "
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" Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend! "
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" When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last. "
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" My mother was a big influence. She kept pushing me because I was very shy and inhibited. And schoolwork was very difficult for me because I couldn't concentrate. I was failing almost every subject. To this day, I'm not too good at reading a book. But I was the president of my high school comedy group, and they treated me like a king. "
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" I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke. "
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" Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? "
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" I don't do impressions. "
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" Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black. "
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" Johnny Carson was king of the kings, in my opinion. "
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Kings
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" My whole act is off the top of my head. "
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" An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth. "
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