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" Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do. "

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" A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them. "

" In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms of content, I would probably say we're getting away with more here than we could get away with in Britain. And that surprised us so much! "

" I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long. "

" The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you. "

" The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. "

" My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. "

" All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly. "

" Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. "

" I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste. "

" I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness. "

" I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it. "

" I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. "

" The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you are against us.' "

" I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very character-building, but I think it could have been built in a shorter time. "

" I am very quick to judge. "

" It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it? "

" I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do. "

" You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend. "

" Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks. "

" It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot. "

" I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. "

" An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot. "

" I loved Lucille Ball growing up. "

" I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes. "

" My life could have been so grim... really, really grim. "

" Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV. "

" You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people. "

" Britain's such a twisted, weird little place. "

" I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer. "