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" Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. "
Don Rickles
Like
Empire
Building
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" Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. "
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Out
Young
" When I was a younger guy doing comedy, it was a big struggle. Promoters canceled me out of clubs left and right when I called somebody a dummy or a yo-yo. Then they realized I was different. "
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Me
Struggle
Comedy
" The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson. "
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Miss
Him
Johnny
" Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. "
Don Rickles
Politics
Humor
Never
" I spent two and a half years in the Philippines in World War II. "
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World
World War II
Years
" The highlight of my career was being at the inaugural gala of Ronald Reagan, and I owe that to Mr. Sinatra. "
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Being
Highlight
Career
" Everything I've performed has been from my own head. "
Don Rickles
My Own
Own
Head
" I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day. "
Don Rickles
Day
Ride
Hour
" I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. "
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Know
Problem
Midnight
" I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book. "
Don Rickles
Tired
Sitting
Myself
" Johnny Carson was king of the kings, in my opinion. "
Don Rickles
Opinion
Kings
King
" I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate. "
Don Rickles
Dogs
Because
Expenses
" When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, 'Hey, you hockey puck!' "
Don Rickles
Walk
God
Hockey
" When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. "
Don Rickles
Ring
Room
Mind
" I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. "
Don Rickles
Forty
Accountant
Years
" Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. "
Don Rickles
Like
Humor
Battle
" I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' "
Don Rickles
Walk
Party
Me
" I write my own tweets. "
Don Rickles
I Write
Write
Tweets
" Frank Sinatra. Hey, Frank, I saw you in 'The Pride and Passion,' and I want to tell you the cannon was wonderful! "
Don Rickles
Pride
Passion
You
" Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn't let me ad-lib. "
Don Rickles
Go
Like
Hope
" Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. "
Don Rickles
Pot
Entertainment
Vegas
" In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license. "
Don Rickles
Gaming
Hunting
American
" I never went out looking for glory. "
Don Rickles
Out
Looking
Glory
" To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled. "
Don Rickles
My Life
Chance
Stand Up
" I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. "
Don Rickles
Guy
Out
Kid
" Sometimes, I knew generally what I was going to do, but I've never written anything down. Call it a sixth sense: the lines just come. "
Don Rickles
Going
Down
Sometimes
" I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people. "
Don Rickles
Night
Beginning
People
" I didn't get married until I was 38. "
Don Rickles
Get
Until
Married
" To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. "
Don Rickles
Doing
Trying
Different
" Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God. "
Don Rickles
Friends
God
Thank God