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" It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! "
Garth Brooks
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Fun
People
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" I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. "
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Camera
Life
" I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take. "
Anthony Bourdain
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" If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. "
Joan Rivers
Us
God
Over
" There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It's pretty funny. He'll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on 'Jessie,' there was nothing in the script that he said first take. "
Cameron Boyce
Always
People
Nothing
" May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. "
George Carlin
House
Funny
Evil
" A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. "
Steve Martin
Know
Sunshine
You
" Tell me I'm beautiful, it's nothing. Tell me I'm intellectual - I know it. Tell me I'm funny, and it's the greatest compliment in the world anyone could give me. "
Julie Newmar
Me
Tell
World
" I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. "
Edith Sitwell
Government
Funny
Wish
" Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. "
Josh Billings
Like
Funny
Cologne
" You know Nashville, there's people that are ten times more talented than me, ten times better singer than me, song writer than me, but for some reason you get the ball and now - and now you run with it. And you do the best you can. "
Garth Brooks
Know
Song
Best
" Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn. "
Hesiod
Your
Barn
Woman
" Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. "
Mel Brooks
Tragedy
You
Die
" But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone. "
Garry Shandling
Funny
Love
Think
" Scenes change all the time. Scenes will change while you're shooting them, and you just have to roll with it 'cause that's what makes it funny. It's not being stuck in your character and how you're gonna do something, but to react to other people and to really have a real-life conversation. "
Yara Shahidi
Funny
Change
Character
" Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. "
John Krasinski
Funny
Down
Time
" Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn't wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy. "
Emma Watson
Funny
College
Wise
" There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. "
Don Herold
About
Funny
Neat
" When I was born I owed twelve dollars. "
George S. Kaufman
Funny
Born
Dollars
" I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. "
Demetri Martin
Think
Stuff
Dreaming
" It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are. "
Matt Lauer
People
Two People
Learn
" I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun. "
GloZell
Sad
People
Happy
" Every man has a sane spot somewhere. "
Robert Louis Stevenson
Every Man
Funny
Spot
" One picture is worth 1,000 denials. "
Ronald Reagan
Picture
Worth
Picture Is Worth
" All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. "
Jane Wagner
Always
See
Now
" If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? "
Lily Tomlin
Love
You
Question
" TV is chewing gum for the eyes. "
Frank Lloyd Wright
Chewing Gum
Eyes
Funny
" If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. "
Don Rickles
Were
People
Mean
" It's a funny old world. "
Margaret Thatcher
Old World
World
Old
" It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. "
Robert Frost
Earth
Funny
Worry
" Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be. "
Dolly Parton
Seem
People
Funny