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" The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! "
Craig Bruce
Me
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" Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. "
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" In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. "
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" Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. "
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" Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. "
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" I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' "
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