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" If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. "
" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "
" Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. "
" Don't judge a book by its thickness either. "
" Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! "
" It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. "
" Things always look better when you haven't seen them. "
" When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening. "
" In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. "
" Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. "
" Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. "
" The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. "
" It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. "
" It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. "
" When trying to locate something, search your mind first. "
" When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. "
The First Thing
" Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. "
" Anything on paper is obsolete! "
" The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. "
" Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. "
" Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. "
" Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. "
" Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. "
" 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. "
" The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! "
" Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. "
" From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. "
" Something is always simple until you try it. "
" Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. "
" Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. "
" If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. "