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" 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. "
Everything
Everything Else
Else
" Anything on paper is obsolete! "
Anything
Paper
Obsolete
" Don't judge a book by its thickness either. "
Judge
Either
Book
" Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. "
School
Trust
Who
" Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. "
Than
Decade
More
" Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. "
Crime
Terrorism
Fighting
" From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. "
According
Ability
His
" Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! "
Think
Just
Money
" If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. "
Damn
Think
Like
" If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. "
Worn
Fits
Shoe
" In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. "
He
Evil
Man
" I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. "
I Am
I Think
Think
" It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. "
Suicide
Religion
Odd
" It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. "
Idealize
Easy
Know
" It's funny how most activists are pacifists. "
How
Most
Activists
" It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. "
Goals
Achieving
Protest
" It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. "
Software
Machine
Fast
" I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' "
Earth
People
Stupid
" Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. "
Conservatism
Liberalism
Dividends
" Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. "
You
Live
Correct
" My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. "
Event
Long
End
" Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. "
Always
Never
Question
" Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. "
Power
Never
Simple
" Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. "
Idea
Bad
Beauty
" Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. "
Good
Now
Run
" Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. "
Good
Run
Time
" Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. "
Silence
Statement
Gross
" Something is always simple until you try it. "
Try
Something
You
" Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. "
Open
Am
Supermarket
" Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. "
Become
Temporary
Problems
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