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" When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening. "

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The First Thing

" When trying to locate something, search your mind first. "

" Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. "

" Something is always simple until you try it. "

" The Thought Police: To censor and protect. "

" Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. "

" Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! "

" Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. "

" The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. "

" If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. "

" Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. "

" The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. "

" Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. "

" It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. "

" Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. "

" The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. "

" The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. "

" Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. "

" When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. "

" You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. "

" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "

" My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. "

" Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. "

" Anything on paper is obsolete! "

" Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. "

" It's funny how most activists are pacifists. "

" Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. "