Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. "

Related Quotes:

" The only thing that is obscene is censorship. "

" When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. "

The First Thing

" From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. "

" Things always look better when you haven't seen them. "

" The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. "

" Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. "

" Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. "

" The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. "

" Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. "

" In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. "

" Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. "

" Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. "

" Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! "

" Don't judge a book by its thickness either. "

" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "

" The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. "

" When trying to locate something, search your mind first. "

" It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. "

" It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. "

" You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. "

" 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. "

Everything Else

" Anything on paper is obsolete! "

" When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. "

" Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. "

" If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. "

" Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. "

" Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. "

" It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. "

" If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. "

" Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. "