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" From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. "

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" Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. "

" Something is always simple until you try it. "

" Anything on paper is obsolete! "

" The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. "

" Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. "

" The Thought Police: To censor and protect. "

" When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. "

The First Thing

" It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. "

" I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' "

" Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. "

" The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. "

" I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. "

" Things always look better when you haven't seen them. "

" Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. "

" When trying to locate something, search your mind first. "

" Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. "

" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "

" If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. "

" In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. "

" The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! "

" Think Tank, noun: The shower. "

" Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. "

" Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. "

" 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. "

Everything Else

" The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. "

" Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! "

" Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. "

" Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. "