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" When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. "

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" I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' "

" Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. "

" The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. "

" The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. "

" From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. "

" Something is always simple until you try it. "

" In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. "

" It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. "

" Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. "

" The only thing that is obscene is censorship. "

" The Thought Police: To censor and protect. "

" When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. "

The First Thing

" Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. "

" Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. "

" When trying to locate something, search your mind first. "

" Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. "

" You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. "

" Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. "

" The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. "

" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "

" Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. "

" Anything on paper is obsolete! "

" My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. "

" Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! "

" Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! "

" Think Tank, noun: The shower. "

" Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. "

" Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. "

" Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. "

" It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. "