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" Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. "
" The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' "
" Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. "
" I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. "
" I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent, characters that refuse to grow up. And yet, if you look back in the history of comedy all the way back to the Marx brothers, that's a big part of comedy. "
" The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! "
" When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' "
" How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing. "
" Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. "
" My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. "
" It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. "
Zora Neale Hurston
" Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes! "
" I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. "
" When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it. "
" Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. "
" Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. "
" Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. "
" I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. "
" With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. "
" There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast. "
J. Michael Straczynski
" I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that. "
" I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. "
" I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. "
" Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. "
E. B. White
" All you can do is really the prep work and make sure you're ready to hit each golf shot. Outside of that, you're not sure really what's going to happen. It's a funny game, but I think that's why I love it. You never know, one day to the next; you could go shoot 62, and the next day you're going to shoot 78, and you can't predict it. "
" If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. "
" Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but more importantly, the joke has the potential to not be funny to you but to someone else. "
" It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself. "
" The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. "
" I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. "
" It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. "