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" Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. "

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" My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. "

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Ellen DeGeneres

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" There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast. "

J. Michael Straczynski

" I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that. "

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" It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself. "

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