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" California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. "
Fred Allen
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" I went to private school for a very long time, and we always wore uniforms. Then in third grade, I switched to a public school, so I was so excited to wear what I wanted on the first day. I remember I chose this orange hoodie with a skirt, and it's so funny when I think about it now because my style really hasn't changed that much. "
Keke Palmer
Day
Style
School
" I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. "
Dav Pilkey
Books
Laugh
Think
" I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. "
Julie Brown
Tragedy
You
Face
" Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. "
Fred Allen
Like
Treat
Partners
" I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person. "
Robin Williams
Love
Mother
Me
" It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. "
Adlai E. Stevenson
Funny
Think
Look
" I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don't know what's going on. "
Norm MacDonald
Talking
Funny
Know
" I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. "
Paul Lynde
Years
Funny
Church
" We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. "
Fred Allen
Age
History
Living
" I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies. "
Kristen Stewart
Work
Funny
Talent
" Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. "
Joan Rivers
Down
Enjoy
Life
" Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. "
Fred Allen
Strange
Life
Shoulders
" I own and operate a ferocious ego. "
Bill Moyers
Funny
Ferocious
Ego
" When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries. "
Amy Childs
Reality
Day
Long
" It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later. "
Tanya Tucker
Listen
Feel
First
" I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. "
Steve Martin
Funny
Thought
Breakthrough
" I would ask my mother to show me how to walk - and she did show me. That's why I think it's funny when people say, 'Did so-and-so teach you how to walk?' And I always say, 'You must be talking about my mother, because it was my mother who taught me how to walk.' "
Naomi Campbell
Me
People
Think
" I regret behaving badly when I was younger. I did not know any better at the time. The thing is that the incidents that I caused were not funny... Youth is wasted on the young. It is better to have the wisdom of an old man in a young body... I was a bit foolish and teased people, trying to be funny. "
Jim Broadbent
Youth
Time
People
" And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. "
Drew Brees
Me
Best
Look
" A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. "
Fred Allen
Nothing
Who
Meet
" I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take that I think is funny enough that I would put it in front of an audience. "
John Mulaney
Funny
Politics
Think
" I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. "
Mercedes McCambridge
Funny
Die
Enough
" I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues. "
Shawn Mendes
Funny
Very
Which
" When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. "
Mo Rocca
Dying
War
People
" A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. "
Yogi Berra
Nickel
Worth
Funny
" It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! "
Garth Brooks
Funny
Fun
People
" It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. "
Robert Frost
Earth
Funny
Worry
" I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school. "
J. Cole
Me
Serious
Funny
" Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by flooding you with immense amounts of misinformation, of irrelevant information, of funny cat videos, until you're just unable to focus. "
Yuval Noah Harari
Focus
Cat
You
" I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. "
Rose Kennedy
Old
Funny
Me