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" My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. "

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" Don't judge a book by its thickness either. "

" Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. "

" The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. "

" Something is always simple until you try it. "

" Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. "

" If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. "

" The Thought Police: To censor and protect. "

" Anything on paper is obsolete! "

" Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. "

" The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. "

" Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. "

" Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. "

" The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! "

" It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. "

" Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. "

" Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. "

" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "

" It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. "

" When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. "

" Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. "

" Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! "

" You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. "

" Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. "

" Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. "

" Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. "

" Think Tank, noun: The shower. "

" It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. "

" Things always look better when you haven't seen them. "

" 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. "

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" Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. "