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" 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. "
Craig Bruce
Everything
Everything Else
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" Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. "
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" My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. "
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" Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. "
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" If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. "
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" It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. "
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" The only thing that is obscene is censorship. "
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" Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! "
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" When trying to locate something, search your mind first. "
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" I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' "
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People
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" The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. "
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" Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. "
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Never
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" When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. "
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Thing
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" Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! "
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Twice
Head
Shot
" Something is always simple until you try it. "
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Try
Something
You
" The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. "
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World
Real
" When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. "
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First
Place
You
" Think Tank, noun: The shower. "
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" It's funny how most activists are pacifists. "
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Most
Activists
" Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. "
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Supply
Time
" If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. "
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" The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. "
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" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "
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Good
Shooting
Machine
" Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. "
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Than
Decade
More
" The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! "
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Me
Universe
Believe
" Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. "
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" Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. "
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