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" Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. "

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" Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. "

" Don't judge a book by its thickness either. "

" From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. "

" It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. "

" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "

" It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. "

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" Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. "

" Anything on paper is obsolete! "

" Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. "

" Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. "

" Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. "

" In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. "

" It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. "

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" Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! "

" Things always look better when you haven't seen them. "

" Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. "

" Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. "

" The only thing that is obscene is censorship. "

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" When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. "

The First Thing

" If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. "