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" It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. "
Craig Bruce
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" Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. "
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" Things always look better when you haven't seen them. "
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" Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! "
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" Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. "
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" Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. "
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" Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. "
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" The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. "
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" Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! "
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" It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. "
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" Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. "
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" I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. "
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" Something is always simple until you try it. "
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" The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! "
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" Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. "
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" Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. "
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" Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. "
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" When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. "
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" Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. "
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