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" I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.' "
Louis C. K.
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" Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. "
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" I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. "
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" I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. "
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" There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. "
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" I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. "
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" I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. "
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" You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience. "
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" I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. "
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" I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. "
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" Perception is created and twisted so quickly. "
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" Life is full of horrible mistakes. "
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