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" I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. "

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" Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. "

Louis C. K.

Think

Someone

Solution

" I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?' "

" It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. "

" You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience. "

" When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' "

" Oh, I love stand-up. "

" I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through. "

" I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. "

Louis C. K.

Kids

Know

" There's no such thing as a cheap laugh. "

" I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do. "

" Perception is created and twisted so quickly. "

" I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. "

" I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. "

Louis C. K.

Trash

Want

" Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them. "

" I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. "

" It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. "

Louis C. K.

Know

You

" I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. "

" When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage. "

" I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. "

" You can't direct without a good crew. "

" When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' "

" Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me. "

Louis C. K.

Something

You

" Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. "

" When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. "

" The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. "

" A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around. "

" Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. "

" It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally. "

" America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. "

" It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. "