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" I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do. "

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" I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. "

" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "

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" I like all ladies of all different ages. "

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" A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. "

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" I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. "

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" I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. "

" When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. "

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" There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?' "

" I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through. "

" I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?' "

" The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. "

" A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around. "

" People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. "

" I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.' "

" When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' "

" If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. "

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" Perception is created and twisted so quickly. "