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" I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now. "
Louis C. K.
Get
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Right
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" I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. "
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" To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. "
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" It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. "
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" Everything that people say is testable. "
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" I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed. "
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" I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' "
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" I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?' "
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" There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it. "
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" Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people. "
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" Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. "
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" There's no such thing as a cheap laugh. "
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" I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. "
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" People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. "
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" When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. "
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" Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing. "
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" A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together. "
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" To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. "
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" I don't have a brother in real life. "
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" I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. "
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" Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' "
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" There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. "
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" When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides. "
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" I like all ladies of all different ages. "
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