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" Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. "
P. G. Wodehouse
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You
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" It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. "
Jimi Hendrix
People
You
Funny
" Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. "
Stevie Wonder
You
Black
Thought
" I went to private school for a very long time, and we always wore uniforms. Then in third grade, I switched to a public school, so I was so excited to wear what I wanted on the first day. I remember I chose this orange hoodie with a skirt, and it's so funny when I think about it now because my style really hasn't changed that much. "
Keke Palmer
Day
Style
School
" I definitely started to perform a little bit in middle school, but not the typical musical/play route. I think that I am funny, but it was more of a social thing, where that was my part in my circle of friends. "
Abbi Jacobson
School
Think
Friends
" He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when!' "
P. G. Wodehouse
Little
Forgotten
Clothes
" If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. "
Marcelene Cox
You
Parents
Funny
" Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. "
Bill Vaughan
Happiness
Study
Research
" The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' "
Conan O'Brien
People
You
Say
" He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. "
George Eliot
Thought
Funny
Him
" Cure for an obsession: get another one. "
Mason Cooley
Obsession
Another
Cure
" Include me out. "
Samuel Goldwyn
Out
Me
Include
" I like children - fried. "
W. C. Fields
Like
Children
Fried
" One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. "
Samuel Johnson
Words
Funny
Man
" How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. "
Spike Milligan
Long
Army
Five
" I think serial monogamy says it all. "
Tracey Ullman
I Think
Says
Think
" I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to be funny. I think what happens is that people get a dummy, they learn the technique of ventriloquism, they memorize the script, they think they're in show business. "
Jeff Dunham
Learn
Think
People
" I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "
Winston Churchill
Funny
You
Ugly
" It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible. "
Demetri Martin
Doing
You
Think
" I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video, I sell it to Fox and make seven figures. That's the difference. "
Conor McGregor
Me
See
Difference
" I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women. "
Louis XIV
Funny
Sooner
Than
" Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up. "
Meghan Markle
Children
Day
Funny
" I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. "
Paula Deen
Funny
Laugh
Haters
" But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone. "
Garry Shandling
Funny
Love
Think
" Some of the best bad guys in movies are funny and charming. "
Michael Pena
Movies
Bad
Best
" I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. "
Molly Ivins
Always
Than
Serious
" The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. "
Jean de la Bruyere
Funny
Burden
Day
" We, as Americans, at least - I mean, I love my country - but we're so self-righteous sometimes, in terms of, like, our nationality, our country. But we're people from somewhere else; the true 'Americans' are the original peoples. It's funny, but we're a very territorial species. "
Peter Dinklage
People
True
Country
" Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. "
Steve Martin
Order
Midst
Funny
" We spend a lot of time on Skype and other video interviews, and it's funny how many people will prepare for a Skype interview by wearing a formal suit jacket with pajama pants on the bottom. Then suddenly, someone is at the door, and you have to get up, and you realize you're wearing reindeer boxers. Just put pants on. "
Kathryn Minshew
You
Door
Funny
" Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. "
Amy Poehler
Drive
Yourself
Remember