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" I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. "
H. L. Mencken
Milk
Giving
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" Poetry has done enough when it charms, but prose must also convince. "
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" For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end. "
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" I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant. "
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" Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon. "
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