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" If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. "

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" When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. "

" Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. "

" Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. "

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" What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. "

" By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. "

" Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. "

" The lack of money is the root of all evil. "

" Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. "

" Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled. "

" Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. "

" Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. "

" When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. "

" Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.' "

" To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. "

" Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. "

Do The Right Thing

" Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. "

" To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. "

" A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. "

" The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. "

" Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. "

" The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. "

" I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. "

" I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. "

" Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. "

" Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. "

" Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. "

" It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. "

" Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. "

" My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. "

" Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. "