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" No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. "
Mark Twain
Sinner
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" The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. "
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" It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. "
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" The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. "
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" To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. "
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" Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. "
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" The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. "
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" I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. "
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" India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire. "
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" A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. "
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" When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. "
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" I never let schooling interfere with my education. "
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" Better a broken promise than none at all. "
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" It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. "
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" Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. "
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" I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. "
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" Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. "
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" There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. "
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" To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. "
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Trouble
" It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. "
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" There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. "
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" Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. "
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" Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. "
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Nothing
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" Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "
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Your
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" It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. "
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" What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. "
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