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" A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. "
Milton Berle
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" A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. "
Ernest Hemingway
Man
Book
Write
" I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. "
George Takei
Lot
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Pictures
" Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. "
Will Rogers
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Long
Everything
" Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted. "
Emma Stone
Way
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Kind
" Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings. "
Sparky Anderson
Me
Like
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" The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. "
P. G. Wodehouse
Right
You
End
" I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. "
Woody Allen
Humor
Funny
Think
" I am certain there is too much certainty in the world. "
Michael Crichton
I Am
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Certainty
" I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. "
Keanu Reeves
World
Relationship
Funny
" There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny. "
Billy Collins
Humor
About
Serious
" When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. "
Michael Keaton
Loved
People
Funny
" I've always surrounded myself with funny people. "
Leslie Mann
People
Funny
Always
" Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. "
Stephen Hawking
Would
Life
Tragic
" It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. "
Robert Frost
Earth
Funny
Worry
" If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. "
Logan Pearsall Smith
Liar
Thought
Funny
" I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation. "
Jon Hamm
Funny
Good
Like
" If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh. "
Gene Wilder
Doctor
Time
She
" Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. "
Zach Galifianakis
Me
Funny
Rudeness
" It's a funny thing: my name in Arabic means hope, so I suppose I have to live by that principle. Hope is desire, feeling, and investing in a projection of something that doesn't yet exist. At its best, you witness its alchemy in your life, turning something that was once in the mind into reality. At its worst, it's delusion. "
Aml Ameen
Funny
Hope
Life
" It's a funny old world. "
Margaret Thatcher
Old World
World
Old
" I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. "
Paula Poundstone
Mother
Bank
Funny
" The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. "
Demetri Martin
Actor
Like
Funny
" I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. "
Gloria Steinem
Man
Advice
Career
" Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. "
Joe Rogan
Funny
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Guy
" It's funny because I've made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say. "
Kanye West
You
Funny
Living
" I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. "
Katy Perry
Still
Funny
Girl
" I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. "
Julie Brown
Tragedy
You
Face
" My mother was a nurse, and in her era, most diseases weren't understood; people put mustard plasters on knees and rubbed camphor on your chest if you had a cough and did funny things to you if you had tuberculosis - all these things that really made very little difference once proper treatments were brought in. "
Barry Marshall
Difference
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You
" I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. "
Billy Connolly
You
Angel
Believe